So here's my frustrating tale with Branch banking. I've been bombarded with spammy emails from their team—Will, Stan, Ela, and Manny—demanding my sensitive info to close an account I never even used. It's absurd! I've written to them countless times, but no one seems to listen. They keep insisting they can't close the account without my social security number. Seriously? They had all the info to open the account, so why can't they just shut it down? It's like they're playing some twisted game. And don't get me started on trying to reach a real person; it's impossible! I've unsubscribed multiple times, yet the spam persists. Honestly, I wouldn't trust them with a dime. Avoid them at all costs!