Picked up what I thought would be a Ford Focus at Belfast International, but got handed a Nissan Juke instead. Not quite what I expected. First time in a Juke, and let’s just say it was a bit of a shocker. The horn was dead, which led to a couple of close calls—once when a car nearly reversed into me and another when someone drifted into my lane. Then, the headlights decided to take a night off on those dark country roads. The car felt more like a boat in rough seas, and the driver’s seat was anything but comfy. The handbrake? Felt like it was practically in the backseat. Plus, it was all in kilometers, not miles. The whole experience was a letdown.